BAGONG OFW NA HUMIHINGI NG PAYO

GOING DOWN ON LOVE

PROPHYLACTIC BLUES

ROSES ARE RED

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends

ANG MABUTING BALITA AYON KAY SAN HUDAS

And if I should fall behind

Who spits against the wind, spits in his own face

A PRAYER FOR A PROSPEROUS AND PROGRESSIVE PHILIPPINES

Oh come take my hand, riding out tonight to case the promised land

Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?

THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT'S RAINING

Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories

Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger that counts

ACHTUNG BABY

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been

And ev'ry stranger's face I see reminds me that I long to be

On the average, everybody has one testicle

A peasant will stand on the top of a hill for a very long time with his mouth open, before a roast duck will fly in