A PRAYER FOR A PROSPEROUS AND PROGRESSIVE PHILIPPINES

Oh come take my hand, riding out tonight to case the promised land

Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?

THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT'S RAINING

Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories

Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger that counts

ACHTUNG BABY

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been

And ev'ry stranger's face I see reminds me that I long to be

On the average, everybody has one testicle

A peasant will stand on the top of a hill for a very long time with his mouth open, before a roast duck will fly in

He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return

Sure, the lion is king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antarctica, & he's just a penguin's bitch

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful

Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side

WHEN IT RAINS AND SHINES, IT'S JUST A STATE OF MIND

ON CIRCUMCISION AND OTHER WORLDLY MATTERS

Any guy that can sweep you off of your feet, can also drop you on your ass

I'M YOUR ICE CREAM MAN, STOP ME WHEN I'M PASSIN' BY, SEE NOW ALL MY FLAVORS ARE GUARANTEED TO SATISFY