<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19788233</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:43:19.387-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Unkyel Batjay</title><subtitle type='html'>sumulat kay unkyel batjay at humingi ng payo tungkol sa pag-ibig, sa buhay at sa kung ano ano pang mga problemang inyong dinadala at pakinggan sa podcast na ito ang mga kasagutan sa inyong mga tanong sa buhay.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://unkyelbatjay.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19788233/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://unkyelbatjay.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>BatJay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09451712854270007128</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://static.flickr.com/65/182213640_1cc29bf576.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>31</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19788233.post-1609173758469278995</id><published>2007-02-08T07:16:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-26T19:19:12.478-08:00</updated><title type='text'>BAGONG OFW NA HUMIHINGI NG PAYO</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="audblog"&gt;&lt;a href="http://kwentongtambay.nicanordavid.com/pics/OFW-NEW.mp3" class="audLink"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.audioblogger.com/media/images/audioblogger.gif" class="audImg"border="0" alt="this is an audio post - 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